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ANODEEE

[Slipstream whisper shouts, pronouncing Anode's name as "Ah-no-dee." It appears that Anode is the recent victim of Slipstream's crossfaded adventures.]

You wanna see the list I made of the hottest fliers on the ship??

Yes, of course?!

Spill the details, Slip!

Okay! Okay.

I'm not taking constructive criticisms on this.

[She transfers over the list she had been working on since it sparked into her brain 10 minutes ago.]

1. Windblade 2. Dreadwing 3. Megatron 4. Misfire 5. Starscream 6. Cyclonus 7. Anode 8. Soundwave 9. Starscream 10. Astrotrain 11. Starscream 12. Whirl 13. Slipstream

And before you say anything, I put myself on the bottom because I wanted myself on the list but I couldn't figure out where I fit.

Honestly I'd put you over Megatron. Actually I'd put Megatron at the bottom.

[ MMmhm. ]

You might need to identify which Starscreams you're talking about. At least I beat two of them, though.

Please share this with the ship intranet anonymously though it'll be hilarious to see the Starscreams arguing about which one goes where. Windblade, though. Obvious first choice. Camiens are just built different, I swear.

Edited 2021-11-17 18:10 (UTC)

okay, so here's the thing.

I'm going to put the list on the network, and I want to see if the Starscreams will argue over which one is which. That's why I didn't specify.

Also, have you SEEN the jet Megatron?

Very sleek.

I mean he might look good but the personality? Vile!

[ She laughs. ]

YES DO IT. I can't wait.

Done!

This was a good idea and definitely not something I will regret.

No regrets, ever. That's my motto.

I didn't think so many people would get upset with me putting my name at the bottom!

It doesn't MEAN anything, I just didn't want anyone to immediately realize that I made the list.

I think it worked, honestly.

Anode! All of this made me realize something terrible.

And no, it's not anything based on morals, I'm a Decepticon, I don't have those.

What is it you've realized, then?

I think I have a crush on Misfire.

[She says this like this physically pains her.]

Why do I keep getting crushes? I wasn't like this back home with all my dumb Seekers.

Awwww are you gonna tell him? Ask on on a date?

[ GLEE. ]

You were co-workers. It was different.

You're awful!

[She pouts at her friend as hard as she can.]

I'm definitely not asking him out though. He'd probably laugh at me or not take me seriously.

Or not even notice. Like Dreadwing.

I'm sure he'd take you seriously. You should give it a shot!

[ Blink. ]

You tried asking out Dreadwing?

Yeah, when he first arrived.

But the moment he heard that his own Megatron was aboard he ran off without even realizing that I had asked him.

Decepticons are just... like that. I don't know if Autobots are much better.

No clue. There's a reason I never joined either side, though.

That seems to have worked out for you at least.

Maybe non-aligned mechs are better at noticing when people ask them out. Windblade actually noticed when I asked her.

I think I'm just more used to it, maybe.

[ She laughs. ]

Windblade? Don't think I know her. Is she the really gorgeous jet?

She is! The version from my world is pretty stunning too, but this version of Windblade is twice my height.

[And, apparently, that means something.]

She's very nice too. Gentle and caring, and really smart. Very out of my league.

OOh, like 'em tall do you?

[ She laughs. ]

I'm sure she isn't, if you just try. Did she agree to go on that date?

She did! And we had a super great time!

Maybe I should try asking her again.

You should! She seems nice!

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