Cyberformed IC Inbox

[blacksmithed]

"This is Anode, I'm busy not dying. Leave a message."

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audio

[discountstarscream]

You seem to be taking your time on that job I asked you to do.

What's the deal?

audio

[blacksmithed]

Ultra Magnus already has his office locked up tighter than his tailpipe so it's going to take me some time. I usually grab stuff that's buried in the ground, I'm not a burglar.

[ Much. ]

audio;

[vosseeker]

[ Not long after the job listing is posted. The crisp and shrewd voice of someone trying to get a feel for the person on the other end of the line. ]

It seems that you, Captain Slipstream, and myself have all been assigned to energon scouting and planetary reconnaissance by the ship's captain.

It would be helpful to know what kind of flight training and proficiencies you have with regard to that field.

[blacksmithed]

[ The response is chipper at least! ]

I'm a light biplane model flyer in my alt mode, originally meant for courier work and light cargo. Highly maneuverable especially at lower speeds. Not really a speedster compared to sleeker alt modes.

I'm a trained archaeologist and have a built in sensor suite that let's me do some good soil and geology analysis but I'm not like, a miner or anything like that.

audio

[discountstarscream]

Anode.

I'm through giving you chances.

You will get me the package tomorrow or I will be forced to punish you. You understand what that means, don't you?

Don't take me lightly, I'm not in the mood.

Re: audio

[blacksmithed]

I'm not taking you lightly! It's not like this is easy!

audio

[seekermiddlemanagement]

Anode! You would not BELIEVE what just happened!

a little later

[seekermiddlemanagement]

Anode? Why aren't you answering?

Are you okay?

Audio

[legalcy]

Anode. Are you well?

[He figures enough time has passed that she has calmed down and isn't on the verge of murdering Getaway every minute.

Or murdering Magnus for being assigned community service.]

Re: Audio

[blacksmithed]

[ UGHHHH. ]

Yeah. 'm fine. Why?

audio

[seekermiddlemanagement]

Anode.

[Slipstream's intent when contact Anode was to do so calmly and with dignity. What happens instead is that Anode's name is said with an enormous amounts of distress.]

Are you there?

Re: audio

[blacksmithed]

[ Groggily, as if she's just woken up. ]

Slip? You okay? What's wrong?

Action

[legalcy]

[Minimus can get a lot of thinking done at Maccadam’s. It’s not necessarily professional thinking, not even thoughts he dare speak out loud, but it’s thinking enough. But recently, conversations with Megatron have reminded him that he is very, woefully unprepared for initiating romantic contact. The worse problem is that there are few people here to whom he can turn for advice. If they don’t despise Megatron or used to work under his command, they weren’t the sort to have a healthy view on relationships. Of those that were successful in love, only one had some sort of neutral stance.

Anode.

Who probably still is upset over being assigned cleaning duty.

But that is work-related. This does not have anything to do with Getaway. Maybe it does, tangentially, but if he can fight this nervousness, walk up to her, and just ask-

Oh Primus he really is standing right next to her booth. Minimus clears his throat, making no effort to appear threatening.]

Are you- that is, may I ask for some advice of the personal sort?

Re: Action

[blacksmithed]

[ Anode is nursing a drink and a little bit of a grudge. Her first instinct when Minimus walks up is to tell him to fuck off--but he looks so... desperate? Uncomfortable? That she can't just leave him standing there. She sighs, gestures at the seat opposite. ]

I'll do my best. What's up, Minimus?

video

[seekermiddlemanagement]

ANODEEE

[Slipstream whisper shouts, pronouncing Anode's name as "Ah-no-dee." It appears that Anode is the recent victim of Slipstream's crossfaded adventures.]

You wanna see the list I made of the hottest fliers on the ship??

video;

[blacksmithed]

Yes, of course?!

Spill the details, Slip!

audio

[seekermiddlemanagement]

Anode, you won't believe what just happened.

Re: audio

[blacksmithed]

What just happened?

[legalcy]

[Anode will receive a wrapped gift marked "To Anode, From Minimus Ambus - DO NOT OPEN UNTIL THE 25TH".

Inside is a set of knee pads. You know, for all that digging and research she'll be doing.]

[blacksmithed]

Thanks Mags.

audio

[hotwires]

Hey, girl. I'm gonna be running bar at Mac's for a couple weeks. Do you know enough about Cybertronian drinks to be my mixer?

You will be paid.






...In energon cake. Mostly.

Re: audio

[blacksmithed]

I'm more of a straight up engex kinda girl but I'll do my best!

text

[debonairsharpshooter]

u ever think about how theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at like a billion miles an hour, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still?

text

[legalcy]

I have forgotten to properly thank you for your advice you provided prior to our visit to the spa planet.

Your encouragement was well warranted.

Re: text

[blacksmithed]

Oh, hey! I'm glad it worked out. Have fun? ;)

text

[knaval]

hey i think im in ur part of maintinence this week
u wanna finish clearin out that hidden stock cupboard and get high?